@maartje 1 train, 1 man, 1 woman, 1 car, 15 minutes, 12 possibilies.

@maartje this limit is to not upset the trains, who are obviously gay. ;)

@maartje heterosexuality is mentioned nowhere. It just states that one of the participants must wear a skirt or dress…

@maartje If the train is a diesel you are excepted from the time limit. Good job BE!

@maartje that's 15 minutes for a KISS, how long if you just want to FLIRT?

@maartje could you extend the ALT slightly to describe the entire surrealness of this sign? Proposal:

"KISS & RIDE 15 Minuten sign. Shows iconic representations of a man and woman kissing on a sidewalk. To the left there's a car, to the right there's a train that appears to be floating in the air because the sidewalk only extends below the car and the couple. There's a translucent P (as in a parking sign) in the background"

Also COULD YOU ELI5 THIS BIZARRE THING FOR FOREIGNERS?

@maartje And the sign doesn't even show a Stadler KISS for riding on it.

@maartje looking closely I think its okay for every couple as long as one of them wears a skirt? But I am uncertain if this means you need to own either the car or the train...

@dec_hl good point…..

@wmd you don’t want that train to become crossed out

ALT